The Bavarian Monster attacks Matt Taylor

Last night’s conversation with the Bavarian Monster.

BM: Now you can hear me Matt?

MT: Oh I can hear you Sir.

BM: It’s me Tom Niedermeier

MT: Who, who are you?

BM: My name is Tom Niedermeier Matt.

MT: Oh right okay I haven’t heard of that name before. Would you like to introduce yourself to the audience tell us a bit about yourself?

BM: I’m the guy that you call a monster, a stalker and a criminal. 

MT: Oh who’s that, no I don’t think we talk about; are you talking about the Mr X the Hamster dad?

BM: No, I’m talking about you Matt and I will get you locked up. I will get you imprisoned, I will get you fucking imprisoned you asshole.

MT: Wow I’m surprised. Um, have we ever met before?

BM: No we’ve never met 

MT: So where’s all this anger, um coming from?

BM: Because you’ve been harassing, because you’ve been harassing me and my family for months now and I can’t wait to put you behind bars. (inaudible, inaudible)

MT: Wait hang on, isn’t that child abuse? I’ve just, I’ve already spoken about that. it’s very mean of people saying that because it means you’re taking away a loving father from their children. I’m the actual person who helps the key workers in the UK.

BM: Getting you locked up is the best thing that could happen to your children.

MT:  Oh really, do you really believe that. But have you ever met my children?

BM: No but I (inaudible)

MT: So how do you know that’s gonna be the best thing for my children?

BM: That’s enough to know that you’re a psycho and a weirdo and you’re not good for children.

MT: Oh really 

BM: You have convictions for harassment.

MT: I haven’t got any convictions for harassment, and I’ve noticed um…

BM: [Censored, censored-censored.]

MT: Woo, OK look, goodbye, we are not allowed to say things like that mate, ha ha ha ha.

Conversation ends.

One thought on “The Bavarian Monster attacks Matt Taylor

  1. You’re off your rocker Taylor. Is your suspended sentence still active? Maybe you’ll get a couple of years in a psychward dribbling your mashed banana dinners. But you know, you must know, that all this 24/7 online harassment and defamation will get you locked up. You’re just a thug and a bully. And a moron.


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