Category: Meghan Markle
Matt’s News – Thursday 26 November 2020
Taking a satirical look at the news making the headlines….
News covered in todays show:
Meghan Markle’s Sudden Realisation after Divorce https://www.geo.tv/latest/320407-meghan-markle-had-sudden-realisation-after-divorce-from-trevor-engelson
Meghan Markle took time to process miscarriage https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-took-time-process-23066211
Noel Fielding walks off GBBO https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1364165/Noel-Fielding-walks-off-Great-British-Bake-Off-final-Matt-Lucas-Channel-4-video
Prince Andrew Vocal over Prince Charles being King https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1363932/prince-andrew-prince-charles-queen-britain-monarch-royal-news-latest-prince-philip-spt
Extra Extra – Is Prince Charles a paedophile too? https://guerrillademocracy.blogspot.com/2014/07/is-prince-charles-paedophile-too.html
Utah Monolith Mystery https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/24/monolith-utah-theories-what-is-it-mystery
Jupiter and Saturn line up https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/jupiter-saturn-planet-sky-night-b1761241.html
Prince Harry in Threesome Blackmail Sex Tape Scandal
Shocking Buckingham palace courtiers are sending the Queen racing to MI5 HQ for emergency talks, its been revealed that Prince Harry is being blackmailed by Meghan Markle and her secret lover, Markus Anderson, with a threesome sex tape, set to be released to the public, if certain conditions are not met.
Revealed in a Youtube upload by ‘Danja Zone,’ its been claimed that numerous sex tapes of Harry, Meghan and Markus in sexual union, have been filmed and will imminently be released into the public domain.
Having published hundreds of videos based on the British royal family, with over 28 million hits between them, Danja Zone is revealing the truth of what’s really been happening behind the scenes.
Described as Meghan’s ‘closest friend in the world,’ Markus Anderson has been a familiar face in Meghan’s inner circle for years.
The ‘mutual friend’ who introduced Meghan to Harry at the Invictus Games, Anderson started his climb to fame as waiter at the swanky members club group Soho House, quickly moved up through the ranks to be it’s global membership director.
Named one of Toronto Life’s 50 Most Influential in 2014, the 43-year-old, is the right-hand man to Soho House CEO Nick Jones, and personally draws up the guest lists to some of the biggest celebrity parties – including an annual Oscars bash.
Its now becoming clear, that the British Prince was chosen as a ‘mark,’ in a bigger con game, aimed at blackmailing a Royal Prince for financial gain.
Other sources claim Prince Andrew was the initial target, after Meghan Markle was also filmed having sex with him, during her days as a ‘yacht’ girl.
An extract from the 4 minute video reveals:
“Harry would brag to his friends as it was told to me, that Meghan would go anywhere he wanted to in the bedroom.”
Using sex as her weapon, Meghan Markle has throw a scandal bomb, into the very centre of the Windsor Royal family.
“Harry, Meghan and Marcus all went there together in the bedroom. What Harry didn’t know was that it had been recorded several times.”
Looking depressed and clearly under pressure, Prince Harry is said to want out of their ‘polyamorous’ lifestyle, but is unable to because both Meghan and Anderson hold the upper hand and are blackmailing him into submission.
“They’ve all been living this polyamorous sort of lifestyle and we know lately Harry is not feeling it anymore, however they have the upper hand because now they have these recordings, these videos and their finger is on the button ready to release these videos at any time he’s not willing to play by their rules.”
Leaving the last word to Danja Zone;
“I think slowly Harry’s waking up to it and maybe that’s explaining to us why he’s so miserable lately and why he’s turned his back on his family. Now he’s gone even further than turning his back, he’s plunging daggers in. I believe it’s gonna get way worse before it starts getting better.”
“Prince William is the Anti-Christ!”
“The Royal Family is probably the darkest family of them all on the planet,” – No Shit Sherlock!
Is Baby Archie a Dummy?
HARRY AND MEGHAN TO DIVORCE
GUERRILLA DEMOCRACY BREAKING NEWS – HARRY AND MEGHAN TO DIVORCE
PRINCE Harry has been pictured for the first time since his marriage in May 2018, WITHOUT HIS WEDDING RING…
The Duke of Sussex was snapped today at the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final at Wembley, WITHOUT his wedding ring, fuelling speculation that his marriage to Meghan Markle is over.
Marred by continuing rumours and allegations of a fake pregnancy and that their 3-month-old baby son Archie is really a doll, depressed Prince Harry has been seen in public without his wedding ring, after flying to the south of France in a private jet, paid for by music rock legend, Elton John.
GUERRILLA DEMOCRACY BREAKING NEWS – HARRY AND MEGHAN TO DIVORCE
After a blazing row at Elton John’s exclusive South of France Estate, Prince Harry cut short his holiday with his wife Meghan and baby Archie, in favour of royal duties at the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final at Wembley, his first public engagement since July 25.
“Something is about to hit the fan.”
Bucking the trend of his blue-blooded brother and Grandfather, Prince Harry is said to understand and respect the deeper significance of wearing a wedding ring, and not wearing it in public, is a clear sign that not all is well within their marriage.
Penny Junor, author of The Duchess, told Vogue, “I think it shows, as if proof were needed, that Harry is the least conventional member of the Royal Family. Harry’s chosen to do what most married men do today. I like it.”
The Deeper Significance Behind Prince Harry’s Decision to Wear a Wedding Ring
Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth do wear their wedding rings, while their husbands, Prince William and Prince Philip, do not. It’s been reported that Prince William doesn’t wear his wedding ring, because he generally doesn’t like wearing jewellery. Prince Charles wears one, but on his pinky finger, tucked behind his signet ring.
Harry and Meghan debuted their matching wedding bands, (the duchess’s, made of Welsh gold, the duke’s, of platinum), mere days after their grand wedding at Windsor Castle in May 2018, at a garden party at Buckingham Palace.
The significance of appearing in public without his ring, has sent shockwaves throughout the close-knit circle of friends, shared by both Prince William and Harry; that Harry is about to declare his divorce from Meghan.
“I am miserable.”
Left out of the traditional Balmoral activities, at which the rest of his family were present; its rumoured that the ‘straw-the-broke-the-camel’s-back,’ was the shocking revelation that not only had Meghan previously had slept with his uncle Prince Andrew, (during her young days of yachting), but that she has also had a relationship with Harry’s close friend Tom Inskip.
A close friend of Harry since his days of school together at Eton, banker Thomas Inskip, nicknamed “Skippy”, is the son of Owen Inskip, himself a friend of the Prince of Wales and David Cameron, and is described as not only Harry’s best friend, but his brother’s as well.
Looking miserable and forlorn at the Rugby Challenge Cup Final, an event he would otherwise participate with gusto, on-lookers reported something was wrong with Harry.
Friends noticed he had very low energy, as if something heavy was weighing on his mind.
More on this breaking news coming soon, on Guerrilla Democracy News.
FORCED TO DENY RUMOURS OF A DIVORCE, HARRY AND MEGHAN PICTURED HAVING A £15 SUNDAY LUNCH.
As reported in the Hello magazine; Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tuck into £15 Sunday roast with baby Archie at local pub
Following in the footsteps of the in-laws, Prince William and Katie, both Harry and Meghan slummed it at The Rose & Crown in Winkfield village, a ten minute drive from Frogmore Cottage, as the venue to deny rumours of an imminent divorce.
The Sun newspaper’s headline shouts, Harry and Meghan, who were joined by baby Archie, tucked into a £15 Sunday roast.
The Duke enjoyed a couple of pints of beer during the two-hour visit while Meghan appeared to stick to water. The royals sat inside and went largely unnoticed by fellow customers, apart from one couple who revealed that Meghan cradled her three-month-old, who was as good as gold throughout the meal.
Ensuring the alleged baby Archie was shielded from public view, fellow diners, went on to reveal that Harry and Meghan were joined by another person at the table, (perhaps their private secretary), and were watched over by two protection officers.
Staff clearly knew who they were but kept the service low-key, and indicated to the couple that Harry and Meghan had been there before.
Putting on a public display of unity, following making a public appearance without his wedding ring, on-lookers reported the royals chatted away and were laughing a lot, like any other couple.
More on this breaking news coming soon, on Guerrilla Democracy News.
Meghan Markle Tarot Reading
The Meghan Markle Conspiracy Theory
Guest Writer – Dan Spearman – Sourced from HVY.com
Have you heard the one about the Meghan Markle conspiracy theory?
In a world of terrorism, cyber-bullying, harassment and stalking, the bounds of human depravity knows no end.
Take for example the most recent and grievous stories on the Alternative Media, claiming Meghan Markle’s baby is nothing more a prosthetic dummy.
The serious constitutional questions arising in the likelihood of our most beloved and longest reigning Monarch, posing before the nation with a doll, is profoundly mind-blowing.
So here for your information and entertainment, are the most recent conspiracy theories about Meghan Markle.
Number One – She Faked her Pregnancy
Leading the charge that Meghan Markle faked her pregnancy, is an American woman called ‘Ashley’, who runs a YouTube channel called ‘DanjA zonE,’ with over 33,500 subscribers.
“Hey you guys, welcome to the DanjA zonE, its Ashley, lots of love and many blessings coming your way.”
Urging everybody to do their own research, DanjA zonE attracts hundreds of thousands of hits, ridiculing Meghan Markle’s pregnancy from its early days.
Claiming everything in her videos were found on a public domain, Ashley was one of the first royal commentators to accuse Meghan of wearing a prosthetic bump.
DanjA zonE has published over 200 videos calling into question the truth about Meghan’s pregnancy.
Number Two – There are no signatures on the Birth Announcement
Traditional to include the doctor’s and a witness signature on any royal announcement of birth; this never happened with the announcement of baby Archie, and has only put more fuel to the fire of the conspiracy bonfire..
The omission of the traditional signature, has caused uproar across the conspiracy community, validating their claim, that no one wants to be associated with this insidious fake pregnancy being perpetrated against the world.
Number Three – The First Official Picture of Baby Archie meeting the Queen was Photoshopped
Leading this particular conspiracy is Chris Spivey, a well-known conspiracy theorist and leading critic of the Royal family, who contends the single picture presented to the world of Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth II meeting baby Archie, with Meghan and Harry, is photoshopped. He points out a number of inconsistencies, including the misalignment of the picture frame in the background.
Number Four – The Surrogate Mother wants more
The surrogate mother who carried baby Archie, wants more money. The deal has changed and the surrogate mother, (spotted waiting outside Westminster Abbey on Commonwealth Day Service in March 2019,) wants more for the final exchange and is the reason why the baby hasn’t been handed over.
Posed to bring down the Windsor Royal Family, this demonstrates starkly, the perilous position the Windsor Royal Family now find themselves in.
Number Five – Meghan Markle is a fictional character
According to Chris Spivey, the leading conspiracy theorist in Romford, Essex, Meghan Markle is a fictional character created by MI5 for their own nefarious and secret needs.
Chris Spivey has written a book about this called ‘Meghan Markle Exposed,’ which is available in print and eBook from amazon.co.uk.
Number Six – Meghan named her baby Archie in spite of Princess Kate
While it’s public knowledge that the third-in-line to the British Royal Throne, Prince George’s nickname within the royal family is Archie. Insidious conspiracy theorists are cruelly claiming Meghan Markle called her baby ‘Archie’, to spite Princess Kate and her first-born child.
Number Seven – Prince William and Princess Kate are keeping their distance from the fake baby Archie
Conspiracy theorists claim the reason why Prince William and Kate haven’t met baby Archie, is because they don’t want to be associated with the fake pregnancy scandal, which (they believe) is about to soon break in the mainstream media.
Number Eight – Prince Charles and Princess Camilla haven’t met baby Sussex too
The same seems appear for Grandparents Prince Charles and Camilla. It’s alleged that the reason the closest family members of the Windsor Royal family haven’t met baby Archie, is because baby Archie isn’t real and furthermore, they don’t want to be associated with a scandal, which they believe is about to become common knowledge across the world.
Number Nine – Harry’s Awkward Interview
Harry’s awkward interview, where he addressed the world following his son’s birth; coming across as over excited, distracted, incoherent, and laughing nervously throughout.
Number Ten – The Kensington Palace Tweet
At 3:02 a.m. on the 6th of May, the Kensington Palace Twitter account posted a public announcement stating the “Duke and Duchess of Sussex used the services of a surrogate. We apologise for any misunderstanding.” Conspiracy theorists say this is the final proof that proves Meghan Markle faked her pregnancy.
And one for Luck – Where did Meghan’s Mother, Doria Ragland come from?
Living in a digital world in which every moment in time and history, is likely to be recorded on a mobile phone camera, conspiracy theorists point out the lack of footage, of Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland, coming into the country and making her way to the heart of the British royal family.
Adding weight to Chris Spivey’s claim that the one and only photo of baby Archie meeting his family is a fake; the lack of evidence of Doria’s arrival into Britain, simply adds further circumstantial evidence, that the conspiracy theorists are right, and that everything we know to be true, is nothing but a lie, to keep us all subdued, and compliant to a New World Order insidious agenda, of reducing the world’s population to a more manageable number of 500,000,000.
Long Live the Windsor Royal Family
In a world where it’s hard enough trying to differentiate between facts and lies, conspiracy theorists don’t make it easy.
Do conspiracy theorists really expect the average person in the street to believe that our royal family would lie so blatantly before our very eyes? Would conspiracy theorists expect us to believe that the country’s longest reigning monarch would participate in such blatant and insidious play acting before the nation?
Who’s crazy here, the conspiracy theorists for entertaining such crazy notions that the royal family would intentionally lie to the nation on such an immense scale; or the Royal family, to continually endure such ridiculous speculation, from a population, who are meant to be educated and sane enough to know the difference between fact and fantasy?
Isn’t it time to bring back the Queen’s Royal Right, to chop of the heads, of anyone who commits treason against her royal realm.
In this day and age of slander, libel and malicious communications, there is certainly nothing more treasonous, than accusing the Windsor Royal family of presenting a fake baby to the world.
Heads will roll…
Meghan Markle’s Surrogate Mother Caught on Camera
Meghan Markle is NOT Pregnant
American divorcee, Meghan Markle is faking her pregnancy.
While nothing is what it seems with the ever lying Windsor Royal family; what is being portrayed in the mainstream media, is the complete opposite to what is happening behind closed palace doors.
Meghan Markle is the new Diana
According to Chris Spivey, (the controversial writer who was found guilty of harassing the family of murdered British soldier Lee Rigby in 2015); both Meghan Markle and Diana Spenser are fictional characters dreamed up by the satanic Windsor Royal family, designed to keep the true events of royal court secret.
Now the Queen herself has been brought into the hoax
The headline in the mainstream paper screams, “Queen Elizabeth Turns To Kate Middleton Amid Meghan’s ‘Reckless Toying’ Of Reputation.”
Going on further to reveal the astonishing revelation that the Queen has turned to Middleton for support amid Markle’s “Hurricane Meghan” issues.
A Royal Insider is said to have told the Woman’s Day magazine that, “The Queen is furious that she has to spend her twilight years mopping up horrendous headlines about how Meghan plays the U.S. press all while her family keep crawling out of the woodwork.”
Now if you think any Royal Insider would let a truth like that slip, then you are very naive and would believe anything the newspapers would tell you.
We all remember when the then Prime Minister, David Cameron was overheard telling the former Mayor of New York, that the Queen “purred down the line,” after telling her the result of the Scottish vote.
David Cameron was forced to issue a grovelling public apology for discussing with another person, a private conversation he had with the Queen.
In fact it common knowledge now, that Buckingham Palace will routinely sue any employee who dares slip any royal secrets.
To believe a Royal Insider is passing information to a Woman’s Day magazine, that “the Queen in furious that she has to spend her twilight years mopping up horrendous headline about how Meghan plays the U.S. press,” is utterly ridiculous, and anyone who believes this tripe must really reevaluate their cognitive thinking processes.
The fact that the Queen has been brought into the hoax, reveals just how close the Windsor royal family are to complete collapse.
From the fake story of Prince Philip’s car crash, to the fake feud between Kate and Meghan, to the latest fake news that the Queen and Kate are now in partnership against Meghan, simply reinforces the contention that Buckingham Palace is desperate for the public to look left, and in doing so, miss what’s going on the right.
What is the Queen hiding?
The truth has got to be of such a significance that the Windsor’s are pulling out all the stops, to cover-up what’s really going on behind palace doors.
Reading between the lines and knowing the Windsor’s like I do, Princess Charles is a paedophile and Carmilla wants a divorce.
Buckingham Palace is using an aged old psychological technique that while feeding the public a fabricated version of life, they are able to hide the truth of what’s really going down.
It’s an aged old satanic black magic tactic to avert attention from here, to look over there!
Meghan’s Life is in Peril
Set to be serialized by the Sun Newspaper, Chris Spivey has written a sensational book, called “Meghan Exposed,” setting out in undebunkable detail, the truth that Meghan Markle is a fictional character, created by the satanic Windsor Royal family, for their own nefarious needs and wants.
Once the truth was revealed, Meghan’s life was in danger.
Meghan Markle can bring down the satanic German Windsor Royal family, with only three small words.
“I’m a lie.”
When Buckingham Palace officials tell you that Meghan Markle’s recent Baby Shower in New York was planned months in advance; you can bet your last penny, it wasn’t.
Again, reading between the lines and knowing the Windsor’s as I do; I believe Meghan Markle fled England to the safety of her friends in America, fearing an ‘unfortunate accident,’ was about to befall her.
While sanctuary was offered to her by the rich and famous of Brighton society; Meghan Markle preferred to take her safety into her own hands, and fled to New York instead.
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